Monday, February 7, 2011

I've come to you today to talk about a dreaded enemy of water; fire.

You see, fire is evil and can turn water into gas. This is obviously bad as water can not be drunk unless in liquid form. But do not fear, water can fight back and has been for thousands of years. Today we have brave souls who help water destroy the evil that is fire, we call these men firefighters.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Biggest body of water?

That's right, the ocean. Be careful though, you don't want to drink from will die.

Guys, this is how water is made!!!!


Seriously guys, you need to get on this stuff. It is pretty fraking sweet. It keeps you alive, it looks like vodka but you can drive while drinking it. Dolphins swim in it, and sharks.The only thing bad about water is that you will die if you try to breathe it. But you would only do that if you were a complete and utter moron, so if you feel the need to breath water, do it please, the world is better off without you.

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