Water

Seriously guys, you need to get on this stuff. It is pretty fraking sweet. It keeps you alive, it looks like vodka but you can drive while drinking it. Dolphins swim in it, and sharks.The only thing bad about water is that you will die if you try to breathe it. But you would only do that if you were a complete and utter moron, so if you feel the need to breath water, do it please, the world is better off without you.